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{"type":"standard","title":"Ham Lands","displaytitle":"Ham Lands","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16892037","titles":{"canonical":"Ham_Lands","normalized":"Ham Lands","display":"Ham Lands"},"pageid":40516727,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d6/Ham_Land_North%2C_View_of_Richmond_Hill.jpg/330px-Ham_Land_North%2C_View_of_Richmond_Hill.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Ham_Land_North%2C_View_of_Richmond_Hill.jpg","width":3000,"height":2000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290049068","tid":"cf3c70bb-2f38-11f0-b621-0a49ce1ff0fd","timestamp":"2025-05-12T13:55:49Z","description":"Nature reserve in Ham, London, England, UK","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":51.435,"lon":-0.325},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham_Lands","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham_Lands?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham_Lands?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ham_Lands"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham_Lands","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ham_Lands","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ham_Lands?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ham_Lands"}},"extract":"Ham Lands is a 72-hectare (180-acre) Local Nature Reserve and Site of Metropolitan Importance for Nature Conservation in Ham in the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames and the Royal Borough of Kingston upon Thames. The area is very popular with walkers, nature lovers, and horse-riders. There is an unofficial off-road BMX track near Teddington Lock.","extract_html":"
Ham Lands is a 72-hectare (180-acre) Local Nature Reserve and Site of Metropolitan Importance for Nature Conservation in Ham in the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames and the Royal Borough of Kingston upon Thames. The area is very popular with walkers, nature lovers, and horse-riders. There is an unofficial off-road BMX track near Teddington Lock.
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