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{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}

{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}

{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

{"fact":"Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)","length":122}

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{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}

{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}

{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}

{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}

{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}

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