{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
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Legian is a suburban and beach area on the west coast of Bali in Indonesia, just north of Kuta and south of Seminyak, the area between Jl. Melasti and Jl. Dhyana Pura. Administratively it is a district of Kuta District within Badung Regency.
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The bucium is a type of alphorn from Romania and Moldova. The word is derived from Latin bucinum, originally meaning \"curved horn\", an instrument used by the Romans. The word is a cognate with English \"bugle\".
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