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\"Beep Me 911\" is a song recorded by American rapper and singer Missy \"Misdemeanor\" Elliott, featuring vocals by R&B trio 702 and rapper Magoo. It was written and composed by Elliott, Melvin Barcliff and Tim \"Timbaland\" Mosley for her debut album Supa Dupa Fly (1997) and released as the album's third single in 1998.
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